WHY KITTENS ARE BETTER THAN BABIES
THE TOP 10 LIST
10. Veterinarians have evening hours.
9. Your kitten won't be able to disturb the whole movie
theater with its crying. Heck, you don't even have to take
the kitten with you, and if you don't, you don't even have
to worry about whether or not the sitter is available
tonight.
8. Your kitten won't grow out of those cute, but expensive
clothes within three months.
7. Kittens look cute if they haven't had a bath this month.
6. You probably don't have to lie awake nights wondering
how you are going to finance your kitten's college
education.
5. No one will accuse you of being an unfit mother if you
don't want to breast feed your kitten.
4. No one will accuse you of perversion or sexual abuse if
you fondle your kitten.
3. Dan Quayle can't accuse you of destroying the moral
fabric of the country if you aren't married to the father
of your kitten. In fact, nobody will ever ask you if you
know who the father is.
2. No one will question your abilities to function normally
at your job when they hear you just got a kitten.
And the Number 1 reason why kittens are better than babies:
1. You only have to change a litter box once a day.
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