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"Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff" -- Unknown
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." -- Mary Bly "Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." -- Dave Platt "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." -- Bruce Graham "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Unknown "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -- Anonymous 
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." -- Jeff Valdez "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." -- English proverb "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry Berkeley "One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." -Joseph Wood Krutch "People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."-- Faith Resnick 
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." -- Anonymous "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." -- Hippolyte Taine "No heaven will not ever be Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." -- Unknown "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." -- Albert Schweitzer "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -- Ernest Menaul "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." --Unknown 
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." -- Colette "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." -- Missy Dizick "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." -- Colonial American proverb "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." -- Joseph Wood Krutch "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic" -- Unknown "My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."--Unknown 
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." --Unknown "Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein |
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