THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS!!



"Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff" -- Unknown


"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you  later." -- Mary Bly


"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." -- Dave Platt


"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." -- Bruce Graham


"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Unknown


"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -- Anonymous





"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." -- Jeff Valdez


"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." -- English proverb


"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry Berkeley


"One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway


"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."    -Joseph Wood Krutch


"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."-- Faith Resnick





"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." -- Anonymous


"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of  cats is infinitely superior." -- Hippolyte Taine


"No heaven will not ever be Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." -- Unknown


"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." -- Albert Schweitzer


"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -- Ernest Menaul


"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." --Unknown





"Time spent with cats is never wasted." -- Colette


"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." -- Missy Dizick


"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." -- Colonial American proverb


"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." -- Joseph Wood Krutch


"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic" -- Unknown


"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."--Unknown





"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." --Unknown


"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein  




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