Bush and Saddam decided to settle the War once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 1 year to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.

Saddam found the biggest, meanest Doberman female dog in the world and bred it with the meanest wolf he could find. He selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.

After 1 year, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund.

Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Iraqi dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Saddam's dog.

Saddam's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Saddam's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all.

Saddam came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working with the meanest Doberman female dog in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolf."

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"That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for the whole year to make that alligator look like a weenie dog."

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!!

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